i just wanna soil my oats bro
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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