JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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