I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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