I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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