wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
