There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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