So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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