He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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