idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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