Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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