He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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