jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
just tell him i said nine months
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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