We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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