the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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