Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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