I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I looked at my own cervix.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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