what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Two words: blizzard sex
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
