she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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