Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
home. puking in laundry basket.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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