dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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