whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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