Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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