in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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