States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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