i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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