Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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