I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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