ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
and you fell through a lawn chair
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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