i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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