Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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