one might say we're banned from that church
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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