I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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