I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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