Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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