what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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