I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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