Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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