I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
