New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So much rum. So many feels.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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