Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Even my vagina gasped.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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