Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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