I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
farters have to be the big spoon...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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