Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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