why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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