Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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