Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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