i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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