I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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