69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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