State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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