I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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