Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Randomize
