i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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