Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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