you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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